Alison by Elvis Costello, lyrics
Alison by Jordy Lemoine, lyrics
Alison, c'est ma copine à moi
Alison elle est câline et plus coquine
In English:
Alison, she is my girlfriend to me
Alison she is cuddly and very much a rascal (coquett?)
Je lui dis en anglais: I love you
En italien: ti amo
En allemand: Ich liebe dich
Alison at WikipediaReview said and then he said "You're already on hivemind, but there's plenty of room to add Alison also." and then he said and then he said and then she said "Oh, woe is me! And the she lies to the world in yet another fake admin-quit. They pulled the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and they messed around with Slim Jimmy and that 'ol Lone Ranger is not alone and is a little smarter and dowdier and frumpier than Doris Day and then he said and then she said and then she said and then she said and then he said, in essence "Shoot on sight? Big deal. That is just Jimmy's hot air." and then she sang "Let's call the whole thing off" (and while she records with deadly seriousness every byte of data for posterity and to maliciously and falsely call 911 for even more drama, and, oh yeah, asks you other guys please be very child-like and forgetful and completely erase all of your records and wipe your minds of all memories of this conversation while I continue to maliciously exert control over you all, taunting you with the notion that "I know a secret, I know a secret. Nyah, nyah.") and then he said "Oooooh. There are two Alisons" and then he said and then he said "The police are the good guys." (Right on. Hurray for my safe and stable society in which the precious next generation thrives.) and then he said and then he said and then he said "Please hold your breath while you wait." (I love it!) and then she said and then she said and then he said and then he said and then she said and then she said and then she said, in essence "Let me pull some behind-the-scenes strings on my puppets and cut you a deal.". And then she said F-you and f-you and f-you over and over again in public to her elder because she cannot say nyah nyah so much anymore and he replied: Do you want to make a deal?.
He is Daniel Brandt. Dan is the man, Like a Rolling Stone. Here is an aged and mellower version. lyrics.
You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?
And her friends later close the deal on her behalf and then suppress any opposition and further try to cover up ther own tracks "as a courtesy" to themselves (the discussion is still there in the history tab). Then he finally tells me something that I did not already know: "Her site is linked on ED". ED. Alison thought she was outed on on March 18, 2008 on Wikia or maybe on the hivemind page. No ho ho! Alison was outed by ED's impostor SirFozzie on 9 February 2008. After a quick search, there she is and the cooties.eu domain name registered at http://www.eurid.eu/ . It is currently a rather small web site. I wonder if she is being honest and sincere about her past. Maybe she sowed an entire field of wild oats for all we know. I mean a web site named "cooties", is that like an STD or something? I hope for the sake of her current family and partners that she using proper prophylaxis these days. Now, if she could only get her inflammatory hyperbole under control by covering her oral orifice with an impervious membrane, and downed a daily dose of triple-strength methylphenidate, she would be all set. Shoot on sight. Shoot Amorrow now. Pull Amorrow out of that crowd and shoot him in the head! (I mean, that cartoon must be real, right?) Amorrow, yourrrr desthpicable.
Thank you, AlisonW, for having the same first name. If not for all the confusion caused by your coincidentally same first name, Daniel might have been less flustered and more careful and not reveal his more informal sources of information to me. This little Leprechaun gets to celebrate his St. Paddy's day only a few days late.
A Chat With Your Mother (The F-Word Song)
Oh the pirates in their fetid galleons, daggers in their skivvies
With infected tattooed fingers on a blunderbuss or two
Signs of scurvy in their eyes & only mermaids on their minds
It's from them I would expect to hear the F-word, not from you
Chorus:
We sit down to have a chat, It's F-word this and F-word that,
I can't control how you young people talk to one another,
But I don't want to hear you use that F-word with your mother
The details of the fake admin-quit while throwing in yet another public insult at her elder (who pointed out the fakeness of her admin-quit) who noticed that her admin powers were quietly restored: Lar did that for one last task, you wazzock. Within hours, she has "changed her mind" and made the fakeness of her admin-quit more apparent according to this log using secret-police/gestapo/cult channels:
# 22:52, 21 March 2008 Lar (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Somebody@enwiki from checkuser to checkuser, sysop (Restoring. Alison has asked via private email that restoration be permanent)
# 22:51, 21 March 2008 Lar (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Somebody@enwiki from checkuser, sysop to checkuser (remove one, to reset reason)
# 01:30, 21 March 2008 Lar (Talk | contribs) changed group membership for User:Somebody@enwiki from rollbacker to rollbacker, sysop, checkuser (Restore rights per private request, to finish an important task)